HOLY MOLEY! THE BED PUSHED ME OFF SOMEHOW! I JUST FELL ONTO THE GROUND!!! I THINK THE LARGE HUMAN DID SOMETHING!
I THINK I'LL PEE ON HIM TONIGHT.


-P

It's so easy to screw with Pearl.

So I come into the living room, and the lil' dumbass (Pearl, of course) is in my spot on the couch. WTF? I'm HKIC.
I give her the stink eye and growl, but she's not quite bright enough to pick up on it.
I retrench and rethink.
I walked out of the room, waited a minute, then came running into the room yelping at her.
"PEARL! OMGOMGOMG THERE'S A NOISE IN WALTER'S ROOM THAT SOUNDS LIKE A MOUSE!!"
She damned near shit her kitty pants running into his room.
Couch = mine.
Ehehehehehehehehee...

-Monty

OMG OMG OMG

I JUST CHASED A BALL! HOLY CRAP! IT KEPT MOVING! EVEN AFTER I LUNGED AT IT AND SWATTED THE PEE OUT OF IT!!! SERIOUSLY!
WHY DOES IT KEEP MOVING! LIKE WHY DON'T WE RUN THE WORLD ON WHATEVER POWERS THESE THINGS?!

PEARL

Bob here.

Gotta tell ya, Pearl's annoying the SHIT outta me.
Look, all I need in the world is food and a towel to lie on. No more, no less. I've done my time. Those metal shelves in shelters suck.
That little bitch doesn't get it. One. of. these. days.